Some funny marriage quotes

[Twinkle]

If you would like add some, go aheadlol

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Son: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.

Make love, not war....get married and do both!

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

[EnigmA]

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.

[EnigmA]

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

[EnigmA]

Say Something Positive
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I`ve got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there`s nothing wrong with your eyesight

[Twinkle]

Originally Posted by EnigmA

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[Admin]

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...<<That's Gold!!=)